Every time my Father goes to Wisconsin my Mother stays home and deep cleans. She found this poem that she wrote for me 20 some odd years ago. I had asked her if I could go on birth control for reasons other than sex, of course. She gave me this as her response. I only hope that my parenting skills are as thought out and comical for my child in the years to come.
I knew a girl who took the pill
Against her mothers wish and will
When word got out about her little device
Boys started treating her awful nice
Her plan was only to regulate
Soon with the guys she began to negotiate
One said "You have nothing to fear"
Ha! She had gonorrhea within a year
Back to planned parents for a shot.
And soon all her troubles were forgot.
Oh no! it could not be..
A few months later, it was herpes
And if that was not enough
Add a touch of syphilis
The moral here is my dear,
When your friends say
Go to planned Parenthood
You will get aid (AID)
Stop, Think and Be afraid!
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